...are you serious????
It's a show called "I Was Impaled."  Yes, a show with various and sundry ways people have been impaled (and presumably un-impaled if that's the term).  Maybe if it was "Real Housewives Get Impaled" or the end result of being kicked off of "Dancing With the Stars," I'd get the allure of any of these shows. 
Maybe I can wait for sweeps next year...